Thursday 2/12/04
Hetty arrives first, grocery shops and picks up Anish and Shirphone back at
Bozeman airport
Car#1 (4WD Subaru) has a helluva time finding the lodge even with a map (find
out later that road name changed but not reflected in map)
Ying and Chris arrive and hang out at the airport bar
Howard arrives and waits forever for boot bag to show up; Ski bag arrives but no
boot bag; Deal with United lady
By the time that's done, Evan arrives and we call the Dollar rent-a-car guy who
comes and personally picks us up
Drive to Pines #4B lodge, passing several death crosses along the highway; There
aren't many traffic lights in Montana;
-1 degrees F out Car#2 (Tugboat Concorde) can't find the Resort Quest location
so no better person to call than Mr. GPS himself, Anish
Anish tells us to go "4-5 miles". Try 2 miles… Passing the "Lost" sign was a big
indicator of what was going on
1/2 hour later, after backtracking several times, we find the hidden Andesite
Rd.
Chris gives new meaning to "Andesite" which in Chrisese means "Can you f*ing
turn the heat down up there?"
The Concorde is not faring well on the slopey, unmarked, snow-covered roads and
Mr. GPS is summoned again to navigate
We get close but Howard backs the car into a snowbank and we are stuck
Mr. GPS puts on his Mr. Towtruck hat and comes to the rescue
We use the Subaru to push the Concorde fearing we'll end up with 2 dented rental
cars but it was too late to matter
An hour later, we dig the car out and arrive at the lodge at 2am
Sunday 2/15/04
Early start to head out to West Yellowstone; Walkie Talkies don't really work on
low batteries
Back Country Adventures Snowmobile rentals
Anish head-butts the snowbank and the extra snow to the head gives him the "swervies"
Watch bald eagles, elk, and buffalo, but no moose as our guide told us, for
Chris to moon
So cool watching the buffalo heads pass us on the road; We had to stop for them
but could've just outran them
Stop at waming huts to get food, warm up; Madison junction
Watch Old Faithful erupt (more like sputter); We were pretty disappointed; Hard
to see due to cloud cover
John gets us into Obsidian Dining Room for lunch
Incredibly slow service for John, Stacy, Hetty and Howard
Fountain Paint Pot; watch more buffaloes and thermal formations
Anish is King of the radio game as we drive back home; Apple-Os awarded for song
success
Buck's T-4 dinner; Excellent meal; Waitress kisses up to Howard; Guarantee on
best Buffalo and free desserts
Monday 2/16/04
Some of us hang out w/ Evan to wait for his 3:45am shuttle
John & Stacy catch an earlier flight
One last hot tub run; Eat oranges in hot tub
Pack up
Anish and Howard head out to catch their 1pm flight
Hetty, Shirphone, Chris, Ying explore the area and Bozeman before heading out

>> Awards & Quotes <<
|
Nominator |
Awared or Quote |
|
Anish |
Most inappropriate vehicle:
Howard's Boat (chrysler concorde) |
|
Anish |
Most un-"findable" resort:
They need to update their freaking maps!!! |
|
Anish |
The Best Sport award: Ying,
what a trooper for her first time, most impressive |
|
Anish |
Hot Tubber of the Trip: Hetty
and Shirphone for being brave enough to make snow angels |
|
Anish |
Organizer of the Year: does it
need to be stated. |
|
Anish |
Most violent person: Howard |
|
Anish |
Valentines of the Trip: John
and Stacy (gag,gag gag :-) )))) |
|
Anish |
Worst Lift: The six shooter
shot us down, hard!!! |
|
Anish |
Hetty, thanks for the
groceries, came in really handy. |
|
Anish |
Shirphone, thanks for not
snoring (except on the last day). |
|
Anish |
Evan, for sleeping where ever
there was space |
|
Anish |
Chris, for his usual crazy
antics, waking me up at 1AM, and for dissing my eggs. |
|
Chris |
Hettage |
|
Chris |
Calling Stacy "Bluth's Wife" |
|
Chris |
Ying telling everybody about
"the clipper" |
|
Chris |
"Did you know that they tie a
rope around the bull's balls to make him buck?" |
|
Chris |
Bluth flies all the way to
Montana and then skis for 2 hours
(shortest time on slope for somebody that actually brought their skis) |
|
Chris |
Anish drives on snowbank,
Chris drives on snowbank, Ying whacks Chris on arm |
|
Chris |
The beer boots |
|
Chris |
"It's like heaven on a
stick... a meat popsicle!" |
|
Chris |
Waitress chick gives howard a
lot of free shit |
|
Hetty |
Best feature of our lodging at
the Pines: outdoor hot tub - totally worth the sacrifice of the
bathroom! |
|
Hetty |
Most unappetizing restaurant
décor: Animal skins hanging over our heads at Corral |
|
Howard |
Best Rental Car Service:
Dollar for picking us up and dropping us off at the airport |
|
Howard |
Worst Rental Car Location:
Dollar for being the only rental car agency NOT located at the airport |
|
Howard |
Worst Chairlift: Six Shooter
at Moonlight Basin for breaking down and wasting our time |
|
Howard |
Best Meal: Buck's T-4 |
|
Howard |
Most Daring Snowmobile Driver:
Anish |
|
Howard |
Craziest Flight Schedule: Evan |
|
Howard |
Fewest Lift Lines of any Major
Western Ski Resort: Big Sky |
|
Howard |
Most Live Buffaloes Seen in
One Day: Yellowstone NP |
|
Howard |
Coolest Non-Ski Event To Date:
Snowmobiling through Yellowstone |
|
Howard |
Best Feature of Lodge: Private
Outdoor Hot Tub! |
|
Howard |
Worst Feature of Lodge:
Useless Wasted Space all over the place (Do they really need those huge
closets?) |
|
Howard |
Best Sourvenirs: Beer Boots |
|
Howard |
Best Beer: Moose Drool Ale (so
I hear) |
|
Howard |
Biggest Food Letdown: Buffalo
steak at Corrals |
|
Howard |
Most retarded ski pass reading
system: Big Sky |
|
Howard |
"Youngest" Skier: Shirphone
for taking advantage of the student discount |
|
Howard |
Most Improved Skier: Ying |
|
Howard |
Worst Backwards Driver: Howard
for backing into the snowbank |
|
Howard |
Worst Car to Drive on Snowy
Sloped Roads: Chrysler Concorde |
|
Howard |
Most Relaxed "Skier" on Trip:
Stacy |
|
Howard |
Hard-core Snow Hot Tubbers:
Evan, Hetty & Shirphone |
|
Howard |
Scariest Buffalo Moment: When
the herd started to run towards us but then backed off |
|
Howard |
Most Laughs Generated: Chris
but I can't remember any specifics (there were too many) |
|
Howard |
Best Lodge Finders: John &
Stacy for what little information they had |
|
Shirphone |
Anish for Music Trivia King |
|
Shirphone |
Kudos to the Hot Tub / Snow
Angels Crew |
|
Shirphone |
You know it's time to leave
Montana when you take walks around Safeway for entertainment! |